eMo​(​rse) Code

from Amygdala by The Invisible Teal (aka Todd Hoover)

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In the end, it's really just about sex.

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THE TEAL:
I want to eat you in the FUCK!!!
No distinguishing between my bride-to-be and Twitter feed;
girls with crooked teeth remain all I need.
The basest reason that you hold the door open
might as well be your only voice to have spoken.
Slowly but surely, I’m learning how to sleep like a baby
in your awkward, untimely embrace.
Why’s it a good thing I said what you were thinking?
I’m a frustrated ball — won’t you marry me?
It’s a joke, but even those can be sincere.
Did I ever tell you my favorite one?
“I want to eat you in the FUCK!!!”
We held hands while masturbating …
that still may be the only time I felt that flame.
When I fired by phriendly rifle,
I swear it sounded just like a tambourine.
But I keep bugging Emma Stone for endorsements,
defending each decision to teach kinders love songs,
guesstimating “Hey, dicks could taste amazing!”
and oh … your tears obliterate my soul.
It’s a joke, but even those can be sincere.
I’m a joke, but even those can be sincere.
But if I may speak frankly,
we don’t really know how to live in the moment,
no matter how hard we try.
We don’t really know how to handle each other,
no matter how far we strive.
But we’ve read and penned volumes on coitus interruptus,
parading bright icons as summaries of our lives.
Is this eMo(rse) code any less obnoxious
just ‘cause mine was whined as a melody most of you won’t buy?
AM I RIGHT!?

THUMIA:
Hey there, my well-endowed bedwetter — loved those two voicemails you left me! Did you forget about the time when I immediately sent every member of your family photos of a man in my man? Face it, Saul: Your heart will always be made of ice and unsolicited advice, stealthy as an elf on the shelf who implores you to kid yourself. Only a [redacted] like you could take a shit this big and still try calling it apple pie —

TODD:
Hey, Dev, call me when you get this, I’m a little concerned about that last message you left me. Side note: Do you remember discovering the actual name of “An Ode to No One”? No worries if you don’t — I think that innocence and wonder died somewhere between Tom and Twitter.

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from Amygdala, released June 5, 2023

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